1530: Leave work en route to airport
1610: Arrive at Chapel Hill pediatrics to catch a ride by Jen to airport
1620: Leave CHP
1650: Screen through security checkpoint in RDU
1745: Board plane
1910: Take off from RDU to CLT (Charlotte)
1946: Miss connection to ROC
2000: Land at CLT
2030: Eat bad airport Chinese food
2150: Board aircraft en route to BUF
2352: Land in BUF
0015: Meet Clint in front of BUF
0030: Buy Caffeinated beverage from gas station
0135: Arrive at Walmart in Henrietta
0225: Arrive at Clint's
0245: Start fatties
0350: Finish fatties and bantering with Clint's guests
0400: Sleep on couch
????: Let the cat out because it's dumb
0551: Put fatties on smoker
????: Let cat in because it's making so much noise
????: Punch cat
0830: Woken up
0850: Take off fatties to enjoy
IM TIRED!!!!!
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Hey KOB, interesting itinerary. Truly no vacation getaway is complete without a trip to Wal-Mart… or whatever.
ReplyDeleteLook, I’ll level with you right now… I hate Mutemath. They dissed me so hard on Letterman after building me up for months. It was not very nice. Sure they act all “nice” and “cool”, but that’s because they want to promote their stupid new album and that future one, what’s it called, “Failing Geometry”? Anyway, I wont be buying it now. And they can forget about tasting one of my scrumptious pies.
So, I’ve begun my trip KOB! Here’s my Itinerary so far…
14:45: Leave for airport
14:48: Stop at stoplight
14:50: go at green light
14:56: Yield at yellow light.
15:00: Enter freeway
15:10: run off road updating my itinerary, decide its best to just hit the high points from here.
15:30: Arrive at airport and unload luggage.
15:40: Get in line at screeners.
15:42: Place items on conveyor belt. Ask if my penis is considered a ‘dangerous weapon’ and slam it down on belt for X-Ray.
Supplemental: Asked to move to the side for “additional” screening.
15:43: Insult TSA’s intelligence and question heritage when he tells me I cant take a screwdriver on board but has no problem with a pen, toothbrush, and tweezers.
15:45: Kindly demonstrate how to make a shank out of aforementioned objects
Supplemental: Screener less than impressed.
15:47: Police arrive.
15:49: Screener finds my in-flight snack in my bag. Made from one of KOB’s fatty recipes!
15:50: Thrown to ground after asking the cop if he’d like to inspect my fatty. (Gee, thanks KOB)
17:00: Finally released from tank.. missed flight
17:15: Check into airport hotel. Swagger down to the bar.
17:30: Meet random chic
17:50: Punch Donkey
So that’s it so far. Mutemath is hating on me, security was picking on me for no good reason, and one of your fattys caused me to miss my flight. At this rate I cant wait to update you when my plane crashes!!!!